Digital ID: HowMuch!!
Great for breaking the ice at post-Budget parties, with a message that will make friends and family think, regardless of their political leanings.
Laugh-off
grandma's offence at the raised finger, at family reunions, pointing
out that it is only putting the digit in digital: the fingernail
providing the dot of the letter 'i'. She will probably invite you not to
take the piss – reminding you that she wasn't born yesterday – but will
appreciate the humour as she flicks between TV channels looking for Mrs
Brown's Boys / Coronation Street / The Good Life / that early Rolling
Stone's gig*.
Siblings who suggest that they would vote for it won't mind being reminded that even if they would, they didn't:
it wasn't in any manifesto. And that the last time someone tried this,
it was Tony Blair at the height of his popularity. They will already
know that it has Blair's institute's stamp on
it this time round, has absolutely nothing to do with claims that it
will stop undocumented migrants from working in the black economy, and
that Blair failed to get it passed, despite spending a considerable sum
on it.
Whatever you do, don't mention the WEF.
An excellent Christmas gift for the right person, and should make Boxing Day fun.
NonCrimeHateInc
is shamelessly exploiting the stupidity of the College of Policing
overstepping the mark when it comes to social media and freedom of
expression ... hang on, the doorbell has just gone.
This t-shirt is also available with an alternative back prints, or without one at all.
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Quality-wise, this heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit and a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: 100% cotton, preshrunk jersey knit.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |