Digital ID: Simple
Great for breaking the ice at parties, with a message that will make friends and family think, regardless of their political leanings.
Laugh-off grandma's offence at the raised finger, at family reunions, pointing out that it is only putting the digit in digital: the fingernail providing the dot of the letter 'i'. She will probably invite you not to take the piss – reminding you that she wasn't born yesterday – but will appreciate the humour as she flicks between TV channels looking for Mrs Brown's Boys / Coronation Street / The Good Life / that early Rolling Stone's gig*.
Siblings who suggest that they would vote for it won't mind being reminded that even if they would, they didn't: it wasn't in any manifesto. And that the last time someone tried this, it was Tony Blair at the height of his popularity. They will already know that it has Blair's institute's stamp on it this time round, has absolutely nothing to do with claims that it will stop undocumented migrants from working in the black economy, and that Blair failed to get it passed, despite spending a considerable sum on it.
Whatever you do, don't mention the WEF.
An excellent Christmas gift for the right person, and should make Boxing Day fun – even this version with the plain back, which keeps our cost down, which we can pass on to you.
This t-shirt is also available with alternative back prints.
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Quality-wise, this heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit and a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: 100% cotton, preshrunk jersey knit.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
NonCrimeHateInc is shamelessly exploiting the stupidity of the College of Policing overstepping the mark when it comes to social media and freedom of expression ... hang on, the doorbell has just gone.